theperksofbeinga-cunt: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. 🙌
poopinginschool: if you have an identical twin and you think you’re ugly does that offend the other twin or..
Learn the difference between a man who flatters you and a man who compliments...– (via ohlady)
You attract the like energy you put out. The Universe will keep on sending you...– (via lana-michelle)
targayen: do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are